performance question.

Dear Mister Kane

When should we perform the play: ‘MISTER ZERO AND MISTER KANE – THE CHEESEMASTERS’?

Who should we cast as the ‘PERSON UNKNOWN’?

Where should the venue be?

Should we invite the Royal Family?

Should we wear bullet and knife proof vests under our blackness to protect us from audience hostility?

After the performance should we abuse and KILL the ‘PERSON UNKNOWN’?


I look forward to your reply.

Be seeing you


MISTER ZERO